Once upon a time

Once upon a time (last weekend, actually), spring shone down upon the land of Seattle, showering it with rare gifts such as sunshine and heat. Two heroes, Tifighter and Bionica, rode their metallic and carbon steeds across the land, insuring that there would be enough peace and hillclimbing for all. They retired to a cottage in a towne called Coupevillalot, where they rested and ate fish. The next day, they rode more and surveyed the land, and were eventually satisfied with the condition of spring. They left the land later that same day.

Boy, that was stupid. The weather has been crap ever since...